The only thing frightening is how bad we are.
All Fail The King
Keeping our slaves safe. We shall defend Helms Deep.
Weapons are no match for mighty fists.
No one's safe when blades start whizzing through the air.
We protect our wheat from the hordes. People start switching sides.
If you want this hill, you best protect your eyes.
GAME OF FLAGS
A struggle for power, but without the dragons, or incest.